And you're a pretentious, sadistic looser who poisons online discussion.
The very words have not been created yet, to even come close to convincing selfish internet users (such as yourself) to stop fucking with people online. Your mere existence on this forum has been a complete joke and waste of constructive potential. Your incoherent, vague jabs have amounted to nothing but delusional satisfaction, empowering your pathetic, and largely mysterious ego. I would assume (and this is entirely subjective), you find achievement when someone replies in such a manor as this, having wasted a considerable amount of time and effort in a futile attempt to end someone's tedious shenanigans.
So if, in any way, I have sparked a neural charge in your wasteful mind, I congradulate you, and I wish you the best.
If not, my unintentional outcome may possibly lead you to a small grin, followed by a snarky reply and/or last laugh. If so, I have thus proven my point.