Girls who say, "I don't wanna be that girl". Any person who prefers Halo 3 over Halo 2. Drake's music, or even his name being mentioned. The Red Sox. Dwight Howard & James Harden. Cream Cheese. Anyone who dislikes the smell of marijuana. SWAT playlists in Halo. Kids who cry about sprint being in Halo. Grown men who want to remove sprint from MLG because they can't handle my speed. People who consistently call foul in street ball. Women who lack modesty. Any human who votes for another map when Lockout is an option. Listening to Jon Jones the UFC champion speak. Friends who fold when you're about to get in a fight. Men in particular who will never have a fair fight and bring their whole boy scout troop to jump you. Pompous toads who forgive blatant war crimes. Bill O'Reilly, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Rupert Murdock, Tony Blair, John McCain. Just about anybody who ever stepped on innocent people to get where they are.
Oh, and people who have eaten Brooklyn pizza but can't handle the truth. The best pizza on planet Earth is in New York City. Particularly in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. If you don't know. Now you know.